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Jul 1, 2010

The Onion--Stephenie Meyer Saves America


Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation's Capitol To Spare Life Of 'Twilight' Author

Thanks, Cait, for the tip-off.
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4 comments:

  1. merrilykarolyJuly 03, 2010 9:21 AM

    Hahaha! She could always write a book from Renesmee's point of view... please don't give her that idea. Ugh.

    Hilarious.

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  2. PutzJuly 03, 2010 12:36 PM

    you should not go making fun of tephie meyer, she is a million, billionaire and if i ever needed to be supported by someone finacially, she would be the one

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  3. Camilla ColeJuly 06, 2010 4:17 PM

    This is awesome. Osama is definitely Team Jacob- this makes perfect sense:)

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  4. UnknownJuly 06, 2010 4:32 PM

    Hey now!

    I mean, seriously. Given a choice between a stone-like, icy, emotionally distant, insecure vampire and a hot-blooded, demonstrative, exciting, tough-talking-but-really-all-melty-inside werewolf, which is the obvious choice?

    Seriously.

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