NSG: Go clean up, squirt.
Squirt: OK! But I don't want to clean up my dwess. (pats skirt lovingly.)
NSG: Is that your dress?
Squirt: It's my Awouwa dwess.
NSG: Squirt, do boys wear dresses?
Squirt: (cocks head to the side) I like my Awouwa dwess.
NSG: OK. But do boys wear dresses to church?
Squirt: No.
NSG: What do boys wear?
Squirt: Big Boy Pants!
NSG: And what else? Do they wear pants?
Squirt: Yes.
NSG: And shirts?
Squirt: Yes!
NSG: What color shirts?
Squirt: Wainbow!!
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