(Setting: Baby Rose has just thrown up.)
NSG: (feeling Rose's forehead) I think she's got a fever.
Skywalker: Hmm. (feels her forehead.) Yes, she does feel a little hot.
NSG: Maybe we should put some peppermint on her feet and tummy.
Skywalker: Do we have any?
NSG: Maybe not. I think we used it up. Maybe lavendar instead?
Skywalker: And some fennel.
NSG: Maybe some oregano would help, too...
Skywalker: We should grate a little ginger, put a drop of the juice on her tongue...
Dave: (looking up from his computer, and giving NSG and Skywalker a strange look) Are you treating her, or seasoning her?
2 comments:
Even I will admit that she was sounding somewhat tasty, but I kept thinking to myself "these two are vegetarians... Surely they wouldn't eat their own child...."
haha! And then you have to read Dave's comment-- it just tops the cake!
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